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Joke of the Day

"two Odessa women fall out with each other: - Oh, you old whore! - Sarah! I do not understand, what's age got to do with It ?!"

"At what age do kids stop remembering how often their parents are late picking them up from school because of online poker?"

"I almost took a bite of my friend's sandwich Woops, wrong sub."

"Why is there such a big war in the Middle East? Because they're having difficulties finding out where the ISIS (created by my 10 year old 5 minutes ago)"

"What's black, white, and red all over? The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america."

"How would you describe sex with a midget covered in sugar? Short and sweet"

"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. Write any other jokes about 9/11"

"Want to make a nerd's head explode? Go to any site that posted the new Star Wars trailer & write ""Where's Captain Kirk?"" in the comments."

"I heard a Sean Connery film once got am R rating Because he said ""sit"" too many times Edit: shit didn't proofread the title, *an* not *am*"

"That's it, I'm done dating comedians... I don't want to get lol'd into a false sense of security again."