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Joke of the Day
"Why was the pencil teacher always confused?"
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"[airplane intercom] good afternoon ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking why did you leave without me"
"Schrdringer's cat walks into a bar Or not"
"If you enjoy waking up and checking to see what died, get a fish tank"
"Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive? Because she is smoking hot"
"How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just sit in the dark and cry."
"(513): They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real."
"i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers"
"What's a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer? Comet."
"Have you heard of the man that walked all day and only moved two feet? .....That's all he had."