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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer? Ask the NSA for a backup."
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"Why don't English teachers like parole? They prefer complete sentences."
"WOLVERINE'S DAD: Son do you know why I named you Wolverine WOLVERINE: No, father WOLVERINE'S DAD: It is because my name is Wolverine's Dad"
"All good Dick jokes... are well concocted."
"I hate that feeling when your iPod earbud accidentally gets ripped out of your ear and you want to murder someone with a hammer."
"What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale? The Juan who lived."
"Facebook's great for when you wanna see a picture or a joke you saw on Twitter four years ago"
"It used to be that when people would tell me to go to Hell, I'd say ""I don't believe in Hell."" But then I got married."
"Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes Completely harmless till you light one on fire and place it in your mouth"
"I'm just a girl sitting here wondering which outfit I own goes best with bad decisions..."