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Joke of the Day

"When life gives you lemons... Sue because you wanted pizza saw this one from a youtuber I really like haha"

"My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes he's a six-foot-six billposter."

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way."

"Three Mistakes Of My Life : WTF (Whatsapp Twitter Facebook)"

"What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? Udderly useless."

"Do you know what my dad and Brad Pitt have in common? Neither came to my birthday party"

"Don't fire till you see the whites of their eyes. OH MY GOD THEY'RE CHINESE!"

"What does a guy who's self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis say to his barber? Just a little off the tip- I mean top."

"I was engaged to a zombie but it fell apart."

"Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Iinternet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking."