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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do ducks have flat webbed feet? A: To stomp out forest fires."
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"Walk of shame?? More like, walk of don't judge ME because YOU didn't get laid last night."
"My company moved offices and wanted to transfer my job to northern Canada But I was having nunavut."
"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"
"I hate when people ask what I see myself doing in 5 years How would I know, I don't have 2020 vision"
"How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry? ""It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!"""
"Let me get this straight. The guy was raised by animals in the jungle with no human contact whatsoever and he named himself George?"
"Why was six afraid of seven Because Jenny is a hoe"
"The worst thing about being single is wondering if I'll ever have kids. Like, what if I just keep making money & having fun forever? Scary!"
"OK I GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS WHOLE HILLARY EMAILS THING. TURNS OUT THEYRE LIKE A FAST KIND OF MAIL THAT GOES IN THE COMPUTER."