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Joke of the Day

"Looking at cows in a field, how can you tell which one's on holiday? It's the one with the wee calf. (Think Scottish)"

"Wife: Hit the light. *flicks switch (wrong light) *flicks another (fan) *flicks (disposer) *flicks (nothing) *flicks (some light in Canada)"

"All the toys under the tree Have now gone completely missing You've been hit by You've been struck by Reverse Santa Claus"

"A wizard walked into a gay bar and disappeared with a poof."

"Sent out a mass text invite to my pity party & Autocorrect turned it into a pita party. Now I'm eating hummus with people I don't even like."

"My father used to say ""Take everything with a pinch of salt"" Nice man. Made terrible tea."

"What are some funny offensive jokes? Title"

"Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !"

"Life would be simpler if you were notified when you were added to lists IRL. ""Your crush"" has added you to list ""Friend Zone""."

"At first i thought slave jokes had ended but then i realized there must be a market"