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Joke of the Day

"A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery. She texts him She texts him : ""your new vehicle has been launched"". He replies : "" is it with gear stick or automatic?"""

"How did the pig get to the hospital? In a hambulance."

"Straight out of Gotham... This building, in the city I live in (in Tianjin, China) looks like it was taken straight out of Gotham City. http://imgur.com/j0RM7h3"

"They brought the hot dog in for questioning. He gave the... wurst... answers."

"How many Orthodox Hasidic Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, ya mensch. It's Shabbat."

"Is it gay when the Doublemint Twins make out? Naw, they're just exspearminting."

"If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation."

"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash? Whites occasionally get into a colored wash."

"Dermatologists hate him! It's not because he has a great skin or anything. He's just an asshole"

"There's a nudist convention in my town next weekend I might go if I've got nothing on"