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Joke of the Day

"A mechanical engineers wife comes out of delivery. She texts him She texts him : ""your new vehicle has been launched"". He replies : "" is it with gear stick or automatic?"""

"Why Russians never drive stick shift? They really hate Stalin"

"John was at the 17th floor of a building. John hop off from the ledge and began to fall. Why didn't John die? John is a bird."

"A guy walks into a laundry run by cats. ""Excuse me"" he said to the cat in charge ""Can you get milk stains out?"" ""Sure"" replied the cat. ""We'll have that stain licked in a minute!"""

"I bought a friend of mine an elephant for his room He said thanks. I said don't mention it."

"What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!"

"What's a feminist's favorite rapper? Feminem"

"How are teenaged boys like the enzyme helicase? They both want to unzip your genes! credit goes to Hank from CrashCourse on Youtube :)"

"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? One's a bottom-dwelling, muck-sucker and the other is a fish."

"What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong? ""I Apollogize""."