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Joke of the Day

"It's too bad that everyone who has a solution for everything is at home commenting on the internet."

"Khakis In most places, losing your khakis means you have no pants. In Boston, if you lose your khakis, you can't drive."

"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"

"do you know? Did you know It takes the average American male approximately 4 minutes to have an orgasm. Do you know how long it takes the average woman? Who fucking cares."

"Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbanzo Bean? I've never had a Garbanzo Bean on my face."

"Never feel like you're too small to make a difference. After all, a tiny raisin has the ability to RUIN EVERYTHING ITS BAKED IN."

"Women are like rollercoasters... Fucking mental."

"Heard they circlejerk here in reddit reddit in here circlejerk they heard"

"I always eat tacos over a tortilla, so when stuff falls out BOOM extra taco"

"Why is the number 6 always angry? Because 789"