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Joke of the Day

"What do they call a rant in Australia? A Fuck-filled Platitude"

"What s the difference between a goodyear and a fucking good year? 365 condoms."

"Why did they bury Rock Hudson ass up? So his friends could stop by and crack open a cold one."

"[first day as diving instructor] Guy [from the back]: what's the signal for a shark Me: sharks don't really give signals they just show up"

"Ay girl are you a fire truck? Because your really loud and fucking annoying."

"Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin"

"I'll need a weekend to recover from this weekend."

"hey ther delilah wats it like in gotham city is the joker stil in jail-- i mean yes babe u look so prety yes u do batman is not a cool as u"

"A retarded kid, chemo patient, and midget walk into a candy store... [And walk out with jawbreakers bigger than their heads!](http://imgur.com/HwGG6mm)"

"Editing a supercut of characters saying ""Don't go there!"" in movies because I can't figure out a way to contribute less to my fellow man."