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Joke of the Day

"How many ""can't""s can a white girl ""can't"" before she literally can't even? my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day."

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Flush"

"why did the chicken head cross the road? to ghetto the other side..."

"wut do u call it when the white guy is the top and the black guy is the bottom? society."

"What's dumber than a box of rocks The hippie that carries them around the country."

"Me: Thank you! Cashier: You have a good one! Me: That's the rumor! Cashier: ..."

"Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six seven eight."

"What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster? You pop up all night."

"What does the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look Grandpa, no hands!"

"Hitler must be the best Call of Duty player ever He killed 6 million and only died once"