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Joke of the Day

"So there's a guy at my work that cleans all of the new stock that comes off the trucks before it hits the sales floor... We call him the palette cleanser."

"I don't understand why so many of you are unhappy. They sell vodka where you are, don't they?"

"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""

"I had sex with a guy last night and he was gone the next morning. Funny how people just come and go in your lives."

"A three legged dog walks into a bar.... And says, ""I'm looking for the man that shot my paw!"""

"Idea: maybe the police force for a town of 20,000 shouldn't have access to weapons you ordinarily need cheat codes to get"

"23. RT @Highlights: Parents, at what age do you think it's okay for a child to get his or her own cell phone?"

"Why don't the police protest against BLM? Because they have jobs."

"Have you heard of OS X Def Leppard? It runs on ARM."

"Why did the robot get the electric chair? Because he was charged with battery."