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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with Orange? No it doesn't."
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"The most useful lesson I learned from my cat is if somebody puts clothing on you, just freeze and flop over on your side."
"I decided to cancel my gym membership today... ...just didn't work out."
"How do dogs enjoy sex? They like it ruff."
"What idiot called it British conjoined twins and not chapstick?"
"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"
"the dvd logo will hit the corner of the tv screen if you wait 6 hours. thats what i did today. no regrets."
"What room does a ghost not need? A living room"
"What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'"
"A space heater... would have to be huge."