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Joke of the Day
"I decided to cancel my gym membership today... ...just didn't work out."
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"*ding-dong* - ""Hello, my name is Tony, I'm here to bang your daughter."" - ""TO WHAT?!"" - - ""TONY!"""
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot you racist."
"Can you guess how many turkeys we're gonna serve tomorrow? Turkey-two j.k. we don't celebrate thanksgiving here lol happy normal day to us"
"I burnt 1200 calories today! I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven."
"My penis is in the Guinness Book of World Records... ...I wonder how long I can keep it here until I got kicked out of the library."
"What do you call a blond standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."
"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"
"Ok, another Grandfather joke. (revised) Just joking they're both locked in my basement with their mouths gagged while I collect their social security checks."
"How did you quit smoking? Decided to smoke only after sex"