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Joke of the Day

"Scientists predict human-level artificial intelligence by 2030... ...maybe sooner if the bar keeps dropping."

"Does Canada even have a president? Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?"

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"Good Ol' Fashion My favorite thing about a good ol' fashion DVD porno is the gag reel."

"Saw a group of ants carrying a Funyun and it made me wish my friends and I had a giant Funyun."

"Why didn't British explorers dig latrines? They had pith helmets."

"Water polo was invented After a particularly heated game of ICE Hockey"

"I always get teary when I become intimate with a girl, Any idea how to deal with pepper spray?"

"What do you call a black neurosurgeon? A Doctor you fucking racist."

"When you're on a diet everything smells like cookies. Except the guy beside me on the city bus. He smells like sardines Delicious sardines"