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Joke of the Day
"Does Canada even have a president? Or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers?"
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"I just don't understand how moats ever went out of style."
"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."
"A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says: ""Yemen, shore."""
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"My wife can't cook so she asked me for help in baking a cake. I told her to separate 2 eggs... She put one in the bedroom and one in the bathroom.. Ijit."
"With the exchange rate, Canadians only have 120 characters on Twitter. So we have less room to be clever than Ameri"