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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black neurosurgeon? A Doctor you fucking racist."
Next Joke
"ME: My name is Nigel and I'm an alcoholic. AA GROUP: Hi Nigel. *cut to confessional camera* ME: I'm here to WIN, not to make friends."
"*takes your compliment* *stares nervously at it*"
"What's black and hard? Cast iron."
"Life is like toilet paper... Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"What do you call a male camel toe? A moose knuckle"
"do you qualify to be my crush? *pulls out list* *checks off has a beating heart* yup you qualify"
"I've been using Vim for 5 years... Mainly because I don't know how to exit it"
"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first..."
"Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money."