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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"
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"I don't know why this driver threw his hands up and asked what I was doing. I thought it was pretty clear I was cutting him off."
"Shock me once, shame on you. Shock me twice, that's just revolting."
"I will never have to admit to a mistake at work when I can blame the last person who quit"
"How do dogs enjoy sex? They like it ruff."
"How do you know when your best friend is gay? [NSFW] His dick tastes like shit."
"supermarketes become so much more terrifying if you find a product with the word instant' and replaec it with sudden'"
"What has 60 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Country concert"
"What did the police man say when he arrested the remote control that beat up his wife? 'I charge you with battery'"
"Albert Bandura can anyone tell me the joke about bandura with a chicken and the egg. something about realizing that the environment came first"