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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"
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"My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said ""Alright, fatty."""
"The sadomasochist was arrested and put in front of a judge he got off with a slap on the wrist"
"This could be the Alcohol talking but.... OMG you guys! The ALCOHOL is TALKING!"
"It amazes me at how dirty minded most of you single women are. What amazes me more is how you clean that mind after you get wifed."
"This rude guy asked my wife if she shaves her asshole..... And she said ""No, my husband shaves himself""."
"9/11 Americans Won't get this joke"
"Why does the Earth love geologists? They really get it's rocks off"
"What do windows feel when they get hurt? Pane!"
"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."