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Joke of the Day

"What did the Philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman? Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"

"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."

"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of."

"What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve? ...Christopher Walken"

"I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It doesn't last long for fat people."

"2001 A Space Odyssey 2 The spaceship returns HAL is just as uncooperative as ever. He never works. He becomes the basis for Windows 10."

"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says ""Oh my, look, I've got a crack"" ""No good telling me"" replies the male egg, ""I'm not even hard yet"""

"D.C. voted overwhelmingly to be a state. If congress passes it we only need 2 more states to get to 53 which is a prime number. Then we will truly be one nation, indivisible."

"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."