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Joke of the Day

"Why do Physicists make terrible parents? They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one."

"My lesbian neighbors... My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""

"How is a Trump campaign chief like a vibrator? Both are charged with battery."

"What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment."

"Why are black people always wrong? They have no rights."

"I went to the zoo yesterday, but it was rubbish. All they had was one dog. It was a shitzu."

"Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called ""The Extra Chromosome"""

"Worst dad jokes are emoticons Had a group message with family and my sister wanted to go get coffee. So my dad sent this *$ Enjoy"

"did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models"

"Why did the bald man go outside ? To get some fresh hair !"