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Joke of the Day

"why are blacks such good pimps because they have been using hoes for sentuarys"

"How many points do I get if I hit a Pokemon player with my car?"

"Les Miserables was pretty good but I wish I'd had some kind of warning that everyone in it would be so unhappy."

"78% of black people like sex in the shower. The other 22% haven't been to prison yet."

"I was in the car with my girlfriend, and I started hearing this annoying whining noise... So my girlfriend got out to look at the engine and I drove off."

"[speed dating] I enjoy gardening. I've got a bit of a green thumb. Actually several of my fingers are discolored. I think I have diabetes."

"Where can Sihks and Muslims buy headwear? Turban Outfitters."

"I drive a 5 wheeler... But ones in the trunk"

"Did you hear about the orthopedic surgeon that replaced his knee with a metal implant? You could see the irony...."

"Church basketball What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball? Slam NUNk Who's their MVP? Stephen Mary"