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Joke of the Day

"What's long, hard, and has cum in it? ... a cuCUMber."

"A friend and I got into a fight on a ski lift. It was an uphill battle."

"Little Steve runs to his mom ""Mommy mommy, other boys at school are calling me gay all the time"" Mom: ""Why don't you try calling them names too?"" Steve: ""I can't, they're so beautiful"""

"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"

"Why do we always see a Dung Beetle with a ball of shit? Because that's how he rolls. ^^/groan"

"Two jews walk into a bank The bartender says ""Shit, I'm in the wrong joke"""

"A genie appears to a blonde woman and offers her one wish. The blonde says ""You know, I've slept with more men than I can count. I wish I knew exactly how many it was."" The Genie replies ""Four."""

"I came home drunk last night and my wife looks at me says ""Drunk Again"" and I said ""Me Too!!"

"The cemetery by my house is soo popular... ...people are dying to get in."

"Jokes are sort of like Middle Eastern policies. Some are decent, but it's really the execution that counts."