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Joke of the Day
"What's the best hour to book a dental appointment? Tooth hurty."
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"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"
"What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato? An absolute ruler"
"If online bullying has taught us anything..... It's that people would sooner hang themselves than lose a bit of weight!!"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, feminists cant change anything!"
"When those Subway ""$5 Footlong"" commercials come on, every man is quietly calculating how much his penis is worth."
"Reddit Jokes section is not racist."
"Parents, stop giving your kids these crazy names. I just found a love letter my son wrote to a girl named ""Steven!"""
"Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because it was dead."
"I caught my SO putting plastic utensils in the waffle iron. I yelled,""What are you doing?! That will ruin it!"" She replies,""Yesterday you told me to lego your eggos. Make up your mind already!"""