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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, feminists cant change anything!"

"The person who discovered electricity... Must have been quite shocked!"

"Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times Schrodinger: Nice, nice"

"I was injured in a violent mugging this afternoon. On the plus side, I did make $23 and I think this old lady's watch looks really good on me."

"Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Wife: Shall We Try Different Position Tonight? Husband: ""Excellent idea!"" Wife: OK YOU Stand at Sink and Wash Dishes AND I Will Lie On Sofa And Watch TV..;-p"

"My boss just choked on a breath mint. It was a tough decision to do the Heimlich maneuver because he really needed that mint."

"What did Cindarella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"

"Entered into a hot potato competition today. It really got outta hand."

"What's brown and sits on a piano bench? Beethoven's final movement."

"The USA just beat Germany 2-0 Just like the score for the World Wars."