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Joke of the Day
"What do Hitler and teenage girls have in common? They both use chemicals to remove the polish."
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"See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya manana, little iguana."
"So i watched a scary movie last night. It was so scary my shit took a shit"
"My wife gained more than 100 pounds during pregnancy, so I started walking 5 miles every day to encourage her. It's been three months and now I'm over 300 miles away from home."
"What's a redditors favorite governing body? The Fedoral Government."
"My walk of shame is every time I leave a girl's house after watching ""How I Met Your Mother"" with her."
"What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common? Their balls are for decoration only."
"What does a parliamentarian say when they're done masturbating? ""Beating adjourned."""
"Five out of four people Have a problem with fractions"
"Giraffe walks into a bar and says... The hi-balls are on me."