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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? A: Because he was always spotted."

"What's the difference between children and Isis? Drones can't tell either"

"In a new poll, 80% of Japanese women admit to having faked origami"

"Cat with mental disorder The psychiatrist just diagnosed my cat for having dissociative identity disorder. She now have 45 lives."

"Imagine the look on his band's faces when Steve Miller hit them with lyrics claiming people called him Space Cowboy & The Gangster of Love."

"Germany opens a summer school for kids with ADD Its a concentration camp"

"If I got a dollar every time someone called me a racist Black people would rob me."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN TICKLES!!"

"Seal walks into a club Sales have been down recently so he doesn't play larger venues anymore."

"*goes down on one knee* One Knee: I have a girlfriend"