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Joke of the Day
"Surprise a beautiful person today by disagreeing with them."
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"I decided to make a website so rednecks can find out and track who their ancestors were... I named it Incestry"
"you can't please everybody. if you could, you'd probably be pansexual."
"Why did the chicken cross the street? **DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**"
"Kids want a dog, told em I can only keep 4 things alive, them & the plant. If we add a dog something will die & I cant be sure its the plant"
"A book fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame"
"While making small talk with my wife's doctor I asked him what he does for a living because I am amazing at human interaction."
"What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Working legs."
"What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?...Fill me in when you get back"
"How do you get an 80 year-old woman to swear? How do you get an 80 year-old woman to yell ""F*ck""? You get another 80 year-old woman next to her to yell ""BINGO"""