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Joke of the Day

"Why is YOLO popular all of a sudden? Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we lived twice?"

"At what point in potty training do you give the child a toy smartphone?"

"What website are the germans least likely to laugh at? Neingag."

"You're so poor, your neighborhood just received a box full of 49ers Superbowl champions t shirts."

"I love comfort food. I'm going to eat a quilt."

"Ever notice how white women over 40 can't dance without clapping?"

"Hate when the grammar police single me out like some kind of which hunt"

"Pandora has spoiled me. Five seconds into any conversation and I'm looking for the thumbs-down button."

"I remember being told that everytime you shave it off, it grows back thicker Can't wait to see my new cock."

"2 blondes are on their way to Disneyland... they see a sign reading ""Disneyland left"". So they cried a bit and headed home."