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Joke of the Day
"Ever notice how white women over 40 can't dance without clapping?"
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"What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas? You only get presents from one set of grandparents."
"Top causes of divorce: 1. Finances 2. Infidelity 3. Unmet expectations 4. Growing apart 5. Tandem bikes"
"I can't stand the kids of this generation. It's always meme, meme, meme."
"start out every morning with positive thoughts then put them in a pile and light them on fire to speed shit up"
"You catch a giraffe with giraffe bait. You catch an elephant with elephant bait. How do you catch a click? Clickbait"
"What's blue and doesn't fit? A dead epileptic"
"Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring"
"Why is religion like mobile gaming? Free-to-pray, pray-to-win."
"*nervously plays with tie* ""I'm sorry. I'm no good during job interviews."" That's ok, just let go of my tie and go on your side of the desk."