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Joke of the Day

"It's not possible to have a 12 inch penis... because then it would be considered a foot."

"My friend thinks the newly married couple of #s 4 and 9 are a boring one. I told him that's normal as they are pretty square."

"I didn't see you at the camouflage competition private. ""THANK YOU, SIR"""

"What's the cheesiest Stallone film? Roquefort."

"What is a caterpillar scared of? A dogapillar"

"The Untamed Tiger by Claudia Armoff"

"My wife told me to kiss her like if we were in a soap opera I hugged her tight, kissed her with passion and then slapped her because how dare she?!"

"My parents just googled me and now they're crying"

"Young guy goes in for his annual physical Doctor says: You have to stop masturbating Young man: What?! Why?? Doctor: Because I'm trying to examine you!"

"Office assistant is throwing darts at a picture of her boss. Phone rings. It's the boss. Boss: What are you doing right now? Assistant: Missing you."