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Joke of the Day
"2 Mexicans got into a fight It was a Juan on Juan"
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"Where do you guys stand on the cheese debate? I'm staunchly pro-volone."
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"Fairly Dark Joke I really hate it when people tell jokes about suicide. So whenever they tell them, I just stare at them instead of laughing. That'll show them. That'll show them all."
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