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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between joghurt and America? If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!"

"You guys like jokes I hear, I got a joke for you. Women's rights...."

"Why did the boy laugh when he was molested by a test? Because the testicles"

"All the single ladies (All the single ladies) All the single ladies (All the single ladies) Have cats."

"Sometimes during sex I accidentally say ""I love you too, brown paper bag smiley face."""

"My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree"

"""I'm very sorry, but you will die soon"", said the doctor ""How soon?"", the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. ""In ten."" ""Ten what? Ten years? Ten-"" ""Nine."" ""Eight."""

"A guy walks into a bar... *clang!*... he says ""ouch"" and ducks next time."

"If you're suddenly feeling warm and wet, it might be because I put your Voodoo doll somewhere warm and wet."

"A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms. So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it."