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"Wanna hear my joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesey."
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"Best asian joke Im writing a speech for best friend's 21st He is Asian Points for immaturity and vulgarity Must be short HELP ME R/JOKES!! Thanks!!"
"A man walks into an auto parts store and says ""I'd like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."" The man behind the counter thinks about this for a while then says ""Yup seems like a fair trade to me."""
"What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster? a failure!"
"What happens when you give Viagra to a politician? He gets taller"
"My girlfriend and I were fighting in the car We glared at eachother and I thought neither of us would back down, but in the end we struck an Accord."
"If I were a male porn star My name would be Jesus and right before each money shot I would say, ""Get on your knees and close your eyes. Jesus is coming soon."""
"What would bears be without bees? Ears!"
"Statistically, 1 in 5 of The Jackson's are Randy."
"I was going to tell a gay joke. Butt fuck it!"