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Joke of the Day
"Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training."
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"Two computers are on a date. One says to the other, ""i'm not your type."""
"Clearly something went amiss when I said I liked an animal in the bedroom and he showed up with a raccoon."
"Throw a baby badger so high that when it lands on your enemy it's fully grown and very upset. You left town years ago. The perfect crime."
"I think more research needs to be done on the tube inside your body that carries Taco Bell food directly from your mouth to your butthole."
"Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called ""Humidity"" so that fans in Florida will be able to say ""It's not the Heat that's so bad it's the Humidity."""
"*orders pepperoni pizza* Her: you need to start taking better care of yourself. *calls back, adds mushrooms*"
"Why is Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9, 7 8."
"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."