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Joke of the Day

"Two computers are on a date. One says to the other, ""i'm not your type."""

"I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The pinata is unscathed."

"Why did the AC wave try to hang himself? He was sinusoidal."

"Every text from my mom is the most heart breaking thing I've ever read. Until the next text from my mom."

"I thought my name was ""Stop encouraging her"" until I was 11."

"It's not Wingardium Leviosa It's Wingardium Leviosah-Dude"

"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"

"What's the best part about fingering a Gypsy on her period? You get your palm read at the same time...."

"I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either."

"What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors? He has a reptile dysfunction."