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Joke of the Day

"My mom threw away all my Linkin Park CDs and kicked me out of the house. But in the end it doesn't even matter."

"Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors? If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan! ^I'm^so^sorry"

"I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'"

"is the ultimate american drug watching an entire season of a tv show at once or getting married so you don't have to die alone?"

"I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies."

"Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not? Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home. (Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )"

"I love breakdancing. I don't do it... Or watch it, even. I just like it because it allows be to sell cardboard to rich white kids."

"Yo mama so fat The hulk couldn't even lift her up"

"Is it true that in Siberia, bears walk on the streets? Nah, that's bullshit. There are no streets in Siberia."

"What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables? I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up."