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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if racist families have that one liberal uncle who gets drunk at Thanksgiving and goes on about how Obama is DEFINITELY American."

"Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster."

"Not sure if you'll like golf? Walk on a treadmill for four hours under a sun lamp then throw away $75 when you're done."

"What do you call a group of armpit farters? A pit orchestra. Bonus: [World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s](https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)"

"Boy giraffe: You wanna? Girl giraffe: Ok, but kiss my neck first. Boy giraffe: But Babe, we only have 3 hours!"

"Nothing makes me happier to be single than meeting a couple who share an email address."

"My town is holding their annual incest competition. I entered my sister."

"The helicopter was invented after Chuck Norris was observed doing 8 roundhouse kicks a second."

"What's the difference between a chestnut and a walnut? Your aim."

"What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half."