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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if racist families have that one liberal uncle who gets drunk at Thanksgiving and goes on about how Obama is DEFINITELY American."

"My dick is like news... ...because it passes from mouth to mouth."

"What's the difference between a baloon and a condom? When a balloon pops - there's one less. When a condom pops - there's one more. Or more."

"Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks."

"What does a Jewish guy say when he's making eggs? I-fry-em"

"I'm romantic so I treat my girlfriend to a candlelight dinner every night, plus she's getting fat and candlelight has like zero calories."

"What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"

"Did you all hear about this morning after pill? Or what I like to call breakfast in bed."

"Why is pinocchio so good in the bedroom? He nose what he's doing"

"Shredded cheese has officially been banned at grocery stores in the US. President Trump will make America grate again."