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Joke of the Day
"I blame Picasso for all these women who use markers to draw on their eyebrows."
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"59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights."
"How do you get 4 old ladies to yell ""Shit!""? Get a 5th old lady to yell ""Bingo!"""
"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The location of the dirtbag."
"I am a child molester just like my dad was a child molester. He rubbed off on me."
"For every dollar a man makes.... For every dollar a man makes, a women makes 70 cents. Thats not right Thats not fair The mans only left with 30! -Bo Burnham"
"'Pardon my French' -People who you would never pardon and who don't know any French"
"5 minutes into America's Got Talent and I learned we don't have talent, we have a bunch of delusional idiots that don't want real jobs."
"What kind of meat does The Pope eat? Nun"
"Well hello, ""Party-Size"" bag of Doritos. Welcome to my party! There will be no other guests."