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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The location of the dirtbag."
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"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's fuckin' worth it. A friend's divorce is being finalized today and he often says this."
"Websites never remember me :("
"What floats on water and goes quick? A South African duck"
"I like my women like I like my Africa Undeveloped"
"Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !"
"A woman calls the nursing home to see how her father is doing. 'He's like a fish out of water.' You mean he's having trouble adjusting?' No, I mean he's dead.'"
"Why did the pirate's rap song become such a hit? The bass was pegged, his hook was just right, and it made all the girls shake they booty."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ethiopian and full of milk. (I'm so sorry)"
"Interviewer: Why should we hire you? Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison."