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Joke of the Day

"Peanut butter and jelly are so in love with each other that all they do is lay around in bread all day."

"Ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died following a stroke but why she was following it, nobody knows."

"What did the peanut say to his wife before he left? I'll be back in a jiffy"

"According to my autocorrect, i'm wearing edible pantries"

"Why did Michael Brown rob the convenience store? He was so hungry he could eat a bullet."

"why can't you fool aborted fetuses? because they weren't born yesterday."

"You catch a giraffe with giraffe bait. You catch an elephant with elephant bait. How do you catch a click? Clickbait"

"The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now."

"The last time I made a chick moist.... was a water balloon fight in 4th grade."

"I got a job at the zoo circumcising elephants the pay isn't great but the tips are enormous."