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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed... ...skydiving is not for you!"
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"When it comes to broken digits, who can point a finger as to the cause?"
"What do Jews drive? A hard bargain"
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"What's the definition of a Mistress? Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress."
"Whats the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in your mouth."
"Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don't apply the brakes"
"If you can't figure out your location on a coordinate plane... ...Are you lost in translation?"
"Did you guys read about the fence that got knocked over this morning? Dont worry, it'll probably be reposted before the weekend is up."
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting her off the wheelchair."