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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope. Anyone else have good black jokes?"
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"Life is an internet. 30 days after you met she wants you to register and begins taking taxes every month."
"What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over thehill while wearing sunglasses? Nothing. He did not recognize them."
"Justin Bieber should thank Elton, Adam, and Ricky for making his closet a walk-in."
"The first time I had sex, I was really scared... I was all alone! --Rodney Dangerfield"
"What emits a monochromatic beam of salty snack food? Frito Layser."
"What's one thing you never want to hear your wife say while having sex? ""Honey, I'm home!"""
"The Seven Dwarfs The seven dwarfs were all in a hot tub. They were all feeling happy, then Happy got out."
"What does a book of definitions and an erection have in common? They're both *dick-shun-airy's* (erections are filled with deoxygenated blood.... bit of a weak connection I know...)"
"*cops finds my loose floorboard* Cop: What's under here... *they discover a lifetime supply of hot pockets* Me: I'd like my lawyer now."