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Joke of the Day

"What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""

"Whats the difference between jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come home from camp"

"The store that has everything. I keep hearing about this amazing store that has EVERYTHING. Unfortunately I cant find it anywhere... anyone know where ""Participating Locations"" is at?"

"Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this..."

"Bae keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin Into da futuuurrrree"

"Police Officer: ""Turn around!"" Me: *sings* ""Every every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round..."""

"What do you call a gay man in his house by himself? homolone"

"I walked into the Urgent Care bathroom and read a sign that said ""Nothing other than Toilet Paper in the Toilet"" So I Shit on the floor and flushed the toilet paper."

"Poor Brain... It got to named itself, but was dyslexic, so Brian it was not."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish a race"