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Joke of the Day

"What an upset manly clock with boobs says to another manly clock with boobs who doesn't arrives in time for their homossexual dating? You man nipple lated me"

"Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now."

"What kind of cologne applies itself? Elon Musk"

"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty evil looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."

"What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen? Carlos."

"What is the most racist house chore? Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors."

"Whats the best part about twenty-three year old's. There's twenty of them"

"My Girlfriend Told Me I Need To Get In Shape..... I told her ""I am in shape! Round is a shape!"""

"Ironically its exactly 12 steps from my car to the liquor store"

"What kind of cars do shellfish drive? Mussel cars."