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Joke of the Day

"Fun fact: they used acronyms back in colonial times too but DOS meant Dead of Smallpox and LMFAO meant Lost My Farm and Outbuildings"

"Give me your coconut water and organic gluten-free cookies, unless there's peanuts in them because I'm allergic."" - 2015 school bully"

"A man walks into a bar... and the man behind him ducks."

"Why is the part of a woman between her hips and her breasts called a waist? Because they could have easily fitted in another pair of tits there..."

"Ignorance is a palindrome"

"What's the difference between O and Q? One had to P."

"What do you call a friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"

"Knock knock (six year old told me this one) Who's there? Poop Poop who? Poop in your face... LOL"

"Remember how they drove in 90's TV sitcoms...the horribly fake steering wheel turning - left right left right? That's how I actually drive."

"Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough."