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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs? A stairorist."
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"Whiteboards are just the best In fact, they're remarkable"
"What do you get if you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"Mad Man Wife: How would you feel if I die? Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you? Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!"
"What's the difference between shame and pride? It depends on where I draw the line."
"Girl on my kids hockey team is a real whore She even got two minutes for hooking."
"Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony."
"I heard women love a man in uniform. Can't wait to start working at McDonalds."
"May god bless German engineering, Italian cooking, and English humor. And may god damn Italian engineering, English cooking, and German humor."
"What phrase describes both my personal life and how I feel about the /r/Ama-ggedon? Fuck /u/kn0thing"