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Joke of the Day
"What game do you play with a gospel choir? Where's Whitey?"
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"What was Jamie Bulger's favourite Bob Dylan album? 'Blood on the Tracks'."
"Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across."
"What does a black man do after sex? Wipes away the pepper spray and 25 to life."
"Two guys walk into a bar The first says, ""I'll have H2O."" The second said, ""I'll have H2O too."" He died."
"Using Twitter for business is like buying ad space over a urinal."
"""How many fingers do I have up?"" - a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny"
"I knew I'do have to close the podiatry clinic I had opened in Paris. I smelled defeat."
"Last night I slept with my contact lenses on. My dreams have never been clearer."
"My brother's so homophobic that if he dropped his keys in San Francisco he'd kick them to Oakland before bending over to pick them up."