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Joke of the Day
"Your vagina is so dry... ...That Native Americans do rain dances around it."
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"Before I go swimming in the ocean... I always slather myself in marmite, that way I have a 50% chance of not getting eaten by a shark."
"Anne has a will.. Anne has a way.. Anne Hathaway."
"Know what stops the Bern? Preparation H!"
"If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump"
"Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly."
"What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves."
"What kind of water do you put into a waterbed? Spring water"
"How do you trap a polar bear? Dig a hole in the ice, and line the edge with peas. Then, when the polar bear comes along to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole."
"What is the Dothraki horde's favourite cheese? Khaloumi."