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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a criminal with an STD? A herpetrator."
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"Women are like stars... At first they are small and hot, then they get bigger and bigger, then finally they suck the life out of everything around them."
"What he said, ""Let's just drop it."" What I heard, ""I can't think of a single way to win this argument, I bow to your wit and intelligence."""
"THE XBOX IS BEING ATTACKED! Here Comes The Ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U"
"INTERVIEWER: Says here you do magic tricks? ME: *hands him back his business card* Is this your card? INTERVIEWER: holy shit"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them"
"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For hispanic attacks."
"Two Italians are arguing They just keep saying ""You wanna pizza me?!"""
"What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry"
"What does an Alabama prostitute give her family? A discount!"