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Joke of the Day
"How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea? None according to the Russians."
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"Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a ""violent"" stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?"
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"I've just invented a new word: ""plagiarism""."
"My coffee reminded me of Ferguson today Dark and full of shots."
"One day... I was on the front page of reddit"
"I don't care what your bio says. You retweet me, it's not only an endorsement, it represents the views of your employer."
"What's the difference between a happy person and ET? A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light"
"What did Data find in Picard's gym sock? The Next Generation"