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Joke of the Day

"My favorite music-related limerick A tutor who taught on the flute, tried to teach two young tooters to toot. Said the two to the tutor, ""Is it harder to toot or, to tutor two tooters to toot?"""

"My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay. I got full marx."

"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"

"A towel walks into a bar... He orders a drink, and says ""I'll have it dry."""

"My girlfriend dumped me on a fishing trip. She left me reeling."

"Sex is a lot like pizza. When it's good, it's good! But when it's bad.. It's still kinda good."

"If Alcoholics Had Written The Declaration Of Independence would we have government of the pickled, by the pickled, and for the pickled?"

"OMG I'M SO OLD AND OUT OF TOUCH WITH POP MUSIC WHAT SONG DOES BREXIT SING"

"When you call a dog they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message."

"A man bets his friend he can mildly irritate everyone by saying and doing nothing."